Wednesday, December 12, 2007

Good news...

Well I just don't have a lot of news this week. Not unless you count the fact that Jessica Alba got knocked up and the fact that Heidi and Spencer are STILL broken up as 'news.' That's the excitement in my life.

And since I mentioned it, can we just pause on the Jessica Alba tidbit of info for a sec? First of all, thank you to my SNL who introduces me to such important matters in life such as children out-of-wedlock. Not that she knows anything about that. She and my brother are indeed having their child fully in-wedlock. (Yeesh. Side note, it just made me squeeze my legs together to think of having a child in any kind of lock.) Anyway...let's just think about all the 'celebrities' with their out-of-wedlock children. Some might go as far to call them something that rhymes with plastered, but I wouldn't do such a thing. Let me start my list: Jennifer Garner, Michelle Williams, Gwenyth Paltrow, Angelina Jolie, REESE WITHERSPOON, Salma Hayek, Nicole Richie, Halle Berry...just to name a few. It's like it is some sort of goal out there. I really have no point here...just an observation that this is some sort of accepted trend in society. In my family, it would be more accepted if I came home with a chain running from a bone through my nostrils to my heenahaw. I hear they do that in some villages on other continents.

Clearly, I'm trying to make friends with this blog, seeing as how I'm blasting unwed mothers AND tribes in less-than-fortunate countries. My bad.

So, no news this week. But I guess no news is good news. 13 days until Christmas and I really should start the shopping. I think I'd rather attach a chain to my heenahaw.

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