Seriously, it's like people are TRYING to have children out of wedlock. It's like the girl says, "You know what sounds like fun? Let's just play roulette and see if I can't make my dad come after you with a rifle."
Or maybe that's just what my dad would do. Except that it would be more like a pellet pistol.
Matthew McConaughey knocked a girl up and the hot Victoria's Secret girl (not like I needed to use 'hot' as an adjective there) is now preggers! This only adds to the extremely long list of 'celebrities' with just too much time on their hands. Or not enough money to afford acceptable birth control.
Another observation: I want to go on American Idol...subscribing to the foolishness of how great one thinks one can sing when one is alone in the car with the music blaring...because I watched it tonight (I WATCHED TV!) and they were horrible! That Simon Cowell knows what he's talking about. Plus, he's got that endearing British accent.
And lastly: I LOVE ME SOME COLLEGE BASKETBALL! Just when I'm beginning to fill the pit in my stomach caused by the end of college football, the sports world is alive with BASKETBALL! It does my soul some good to know that March Maddness is not too far away. Except that my team is losing at this moment to my least favorite university in existence. It is an away game for my team and I suspect there is a sniper in the arena and someone put something in the water to cause us to have 13 turnovers in the first half alone. 13, people! We have the better part of the second half to pull out a W, so you're telling me there's a chance.
From unexpected buns in the oven to 'pitchy singing Dawg' to college hoops...I feel a little better about my life today.
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